February 14, 2025

Heart Eyes Review – A Bloody, Rom-Com Slasher That Delivers Fun

Hookups, Horror, and Total Mayhem.

By
Steve Potter

Story Breakdown – Heart Eyes’s Valentine’s Day Bloodbath

Heart Eyes is your classic slasher—and it knows exactly what it is. Directed by Josh Ruben (Werewolves Within), this movie follows a couple, Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding, as they’re thrown into a Valentine’s Day nightmare with a masked killer on the loose. The chemistry between the leads is on fire, and the film doesn’t shy away from laughs while delivering the expected slasher thrills. Throw in some meta jokes and fun horror references, and it’s an entertaining ride from start to finish.

Performances That Keep Heart Eyes Alive

The chemistry between Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding is the movie’s heart. Their banter is fun, natural, and adds a layer of charm that you wouldn’t expect in a slasher flick. They bring the romance to the story, which makes the bloody chaos that much more entertaining. You’ll care about them even as they’re running for their lives and cracking jokes about horror clichés. It’s the perfect combo of horror and humour.I

If you want a slasher that’s a bit silly but still bloody fun, Heart Eyes has you covered.

Classic Slasher Meets Rom-Com

Heart Eyes proudly embraces its slasher roots while throwing in plenty of rom-com charm. Think Scream meets Happy Death Day, with a dash of Friday the 13th for good measure. It’s got the stalking, the chase scenes, and the gore, but it never takes itself too seriously. There’s even a little tribute to Gale Weathers fans with a Jordana Brewster cameo. It’s the kind of film that’s more about having fun than making you scream in fear.

What Works & What Doesn’t

✅ Killer chemistry between Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding
✅ Sharp, witty writing with a hilarious self-aware vibe
✅ Fast-paced with plenty of fun kills and horror nods
❌ Gets a little corny at times (but that’s kinda the point)

Is Heart Eyes Worth Watching?

Heart Eyes doesn’t try to reinvent the wheel—it’s a fun, fast slasher with laughs, romance, and enough blood to keep you entertained. It doesn’t take itself seriously, and that’s the beauty of it. If you’re looking for a light-hearted, bloody ride, this Valentine’s Day slasher is perfect. Just don’t expect anything too deep—just pure slasher fun with a side of romance.

Score: ⭐⭐⭐ – A Fun, Bloody Valentine’s Day Slasher
Steve Potter
Geek, gaymer, all round nerd